do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that
if i had the option to, i’d probably live in a kangaroos pouch for the rest of my life
I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
you, too, whoopi goldberg!!!
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild