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bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

(via borinq)

coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored

(via borinq)

bigfatnigga:

DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

(via borinq)

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via borinq)

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via ladymargaerytyrells)

saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

(via mjolkk)

theyellowbrickroad:

If you do not like me it sounds like it is your problem and not mine

(via zooeyclairedeschanel)